as emotionally organised as a glitter cannon

"as emotionally organised as a glitter cannon": available as a ceramic mug, fine art print, greetings cards, tote bag, notebook, water bottle, and tumbler. Relatable chaos for anyone barely keeping it together. Perfect gift for friends surviving on hope and adhesive. Bold, unapologetic gifts from Everyday Womtras.

Feminist gifts with attitude:

• For the friend who speaks first and thinks never.
• The one who smiles in public but unleashes unhinged chaos in private.
• For yourself - because you own your weird.

Prints: A 300gsm black-and-white fine art print makes an excellent talking point for the downstairs loo, a fun spark of sass your guests can chuckle at while hanging up their coat, or a bit of poignant wisdom to kickstart the kitchen disco. Printed in-house with care and crisp detail.

Mugs: 11oz ceramic mug, sublimated using specialist heat-press equipment so the design is permanently fused into the glaze, no scratching or fading. Dishwasher and microwave safe. Ideal for sipping on a touch of passive-aggressive elegance to your next Zoom.

Totes: Durable canvas tote bag measuring 29cm wide by 33cm tall, plus a 23cm handle from seam to crest. Perfect for extra shopping space, slinging into your handbag, or swanning around the farmers’ market.

Notebooks: Sublimated polyester-coated hardback notebook filled with tightly lined, cream-coloured pages. Hand-sublimated and assembled from professionally manufactured notebook components.

Tumbler: 500ml vacuum-sealed tumbler that keeps hot drinks hot and cold drinks cold for literal hours. Screw on lid and slide back. Dishwasher-safe with a sublimated design and sustainable straw.

Bottles: 500ml leak-proof screw-top aluminium sports bottle, strong, sublimated and dishwasher-safe.